WARNING: Lots of *bleeped* out f-bombs and such, in that charming Canadian accent I love so much.

Not only could you be out $700 Canadian (or $583 for those of us South of the border), but you won't have to witness 75 year-old reporters being beaten and spit on.

Perhaps we'll be talking about opticians "Going Optical" as business dries up -- especially for the skeezy ones out there.

Next time you ask for your PD measurement after your eye exam, be sure you're prepared to put up your dukes to deflect the forthcoming blows. It COULD happen!