You're a contact lens wearer and you've neglected your glasses for years. Why on earth would you spend even $200 on a basic pair of glasses when you only wear them to watch Letterman?
You haven't and not only may you be straining your eyes, what happens when you get a knock on the door at midnight from your super-hot neighbor looking to borrow a cup of sugar? Think ahead and spend a few bucks to upgrade the "night vision" into something that doesn't force you to hide behind closed blinds.
- At October 1, 2008 at 6:12 PM Steve G. said...
My wife's glasses are absolutely ridiculous. I'm thinking she keeps wearing them as a birth control device.
- At October 5, 2008 at 8:54 PM Ira said...
Find her prescription and order her a pair?
Let the romance begin.
- At October 11, 2008 at 7:21 AM Holly said...
That is so funny! My husband and I look like dorks at night, sitting there watching TV. I wonder what happened to us-we used to be so cool! I guess it really does kill the mood.